NO MORE NEW MOVIES
Tuesday, August 1, 2006
in your opinion, what is it about this movie series that people find/found so appealing?
Thursday, June 29, 2006
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! AAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! Have you seen what they've done to me!? Have you SEEN IT? I JUST saw it. Remember how I said I trained with my new-trainer, Rudy Perrero last-week? Remember that? Well 616-Studios (my web-site team) took it upon themselves to edit one AMAZING training-session into some sort of.....ATTACK on Howard Tuttleman. They didn't ask me for ANY input about what footage I wanted on the video, and just showed some really awful career-damaging scenes of me. And they doctored-it-up to make it look like I wasn't in-control. I WAS IN COMPLETE CONTROL. Click on this to SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE: ..
I need the help of my-fans more than I have ever needed it. I'm going to make a list of all of the culprits involved in this video. I'm going to briefly list the ways they have wronged-me. Then I need YOU people to vote on who gets fired from 616-Studios. Please post all comments on my "comments-section" on myspace, or in the comments on my BLOG-page. Tell me WHO needs to be fired, and why. There are jobs are at stake, so please take this VERY seriously. Feel-free to get your friends and family to join-in and vote too. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I MUST make an example out of one of these guys. Here's my list.
1. Josh- While you barely see or hear him, Josh sure wasn't doing anything to help. He was being very quiet the whole time, so maybe he was pondering all of the ways to RUIN me.
2. Bosco- It was obvious that Bosco wasn't looking-out for my safety the entire time. He ignored me every-time I called for a medic or for security. Then he goes and plays dumb. Also I have a feeling that he is the master-mind behind editing all of the corny-music and the uneccessary slow-motion.
3. Marcus- Marcus was extremely un-helpful. Not only that, but he was being extra-difficult. A true smart-alec. Did you hear him say "Howard, whatever you're doing, I don't want to do it"!? Did you hear him jump up-and-down for joy when I hurt my face? Did you hear him insinuate that he wanted to throw me to the ground!? Pay attention, people!
4. Rudy Perrero- Is this guy really what you would consider a "personal-trainer"? I didn't think so either. He didn't do anything but give me funny-looks ALL night. Hello! He also hurt my face! Did you SEE THAT? Then he repeatedly refuses to work with me! And I have to PAY this guy to train me!
5. The French-Man- Did he GET enough ridiculous close-ups!? Could he have made it ANY harder to under-stand what he was saying!? Not to mention....NOT TO MENTION, why the HECK did he feel the need to step AWAY from his ONE SIMPLE DUTY (running a camera) and physically ASSULT ME!?
Well that's my list, guys. Get to your virtual voting-booths (my comment page or my BLOG-comment page) and begin deciding the fate of one of these "loyal-workers". Heck, vote for 2 or 3 of them if you'd like. Make-sure to leave your reasons with your vote so I can rub-it-in the face of the guys that gets fired. Later.
Friday, June 23, 2006
so the other nite i'm watching this wonderful little film on cable Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream (2005) and it was great...
so, name a favourite cult movie and why...
i've always been partial to eraserhead for it's sheer bizarreness, and (of course) THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW because of the wonderful audience participation...
Tuesday, June 6, 2006
If you could bring one celebrity back from the dead (with no evil zombie Pet Sematary type side effects), who would it be?
Mine would probably have to be jerry orbach, the marx brothers, john lennon, george harrison to name a few...
Friday, March 24, 2006
"i have determined that there's no market for talking pictures," thomas edison (movie camera inventor), 1926
"speaking movies are impossible. when a century has passed, all thought of our so-called talking pictures will have been abandoned."
d.w. griffith (movie director)
"adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the "venus de milo".
mary pickford (silent screen star), 1925
Thursday, March 16, 2006
when movie star robert taylor was inder contract to MGM, he asked studio boss louis b. mayer for a raise. instead of giving him more money, mayer said, "if god had given me a son, i would want him to be exactly like you. it hurts me deeply that you've asked for money at a time like this." when a friend asked taylor if he'd gotten his raise, the actor said, "no, but i got a father."
before he became a movie star, comic w.c. fields toured the country in vaudeville. to make sure he didn't lose the money he made on the road, fields opened small bank accounts in the town he played along the way. eventually he had 700 of these small accounts but forgot where they were, losing over $1 million (at a time when $1 million meant something) because he couldn't remember where he put it.
Thursday, March 9, 2006
when he was a broadway producer, george m. cohan fired a young actor from one of his shows because he had no romantic appeal. who was the dumped actor? clark gable, who went on to become one of the most romantic of hollywood's leading men.
when jack warner ran warner bros. studio, he had an assistant follow him into the bathroom so he didn't have to flush his own toilet.
on the home front of the firing line, movie star gloria swanson went through an endless series of maids and cooks. any time they cooked or cleaned, she went over their work herself and did it better. she fired them all when she should have fired only one person - herself.
Thursday, March 2, 2006
studio executive at WARNER BROTHERS inserted a clause in the movie star bette davis's contract that she had to make an appearance at the republican national convention - even though davis was a registered democrat.
davis's contract also prevented the star from getting divorced for three years unless the studio gave its permission.
Monday, January 9, 2006
who is the most real mother character you have seen in a movie?
who is the most real father character you have seen in a movie?
what movie made you laugh so hard your stomach hurt?
who is the worst actor/actress you have seen so far - name the part & movie?
who is the best actor/actress you have seen so far - name the part & movie?
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
12:55PM - about the silver screen
what film do you think is significant?
have you ever walked out on a movie? if so, which one?
whom do you consider a horrible actor/actress and why?
Sunday, August 7, 2005
8:17AM - Anti Star-Wars Movement
Hello, I'm Howard Tuttleman. I'm from Detroit and I'm looking for like-minded people to boycott the Star-Wars movies. If I've got you, go to my web-site for more info http://www.howardtuttleman.com
For the rest of you, please just read on. This will make sense in the end and I'm sure you will agree.
You are probably ready to jump down my throat, so just calm down. I am pretty mad right now too. You see, when I was younger I never happened to catch The Star Wars like so many of you did. Sure, I was aware of it quite a bit, and had heard OF it a lot. As a kid there were plenty of times when bullys would punish me whith wiffle-bats that they pretended were light-sabers, and I would always get drafted to play a Speeder-biker or an Ewok when everyone else got to be main-characters. Obviously these things left a bad taste in my mouth about the Star Wars. I started getting my parents to buy me the action-figures and vehicles, and that brought plenty of kids over to my house, and people THOUGHT I had seen it because I had quite a collection.
So when I finally saw some of the novels at the library, I gave-in and picked up the first in the series. It completely captivated me and made me realize exactly what was going on, and I didn't even HAVE to see the movie. I moved on to the next 2 books shortly after, and now reading them has become a yearly tradition for me. I was enthralled by the Socio-Political struggles and the in-depth character building so much in fact that I began to realize something. That something truly this special would be significantly weakened by condensing them into 3 ridiculously short Hollywood-style movies. The concept of these movies is just laughable to me that they would even TRY something like this. I therefore established "The Star Wars Movie Boycott Movement".
You see, when I read the novels I have very vivid pictures of what certain space-ships, monsters or planets look like, and the best part is that I can imagine whatever actors I want playing the main-characters. I obviously imagine myself as Luke because I feel that I really capture the character well (especially in the 3rd book). My best picks for the other characters is how I visualize Han-Solo as being Patrick Swayze. He has that dashing charisma that the character MUST have. I imagine Darth-Vader's voice as this guy Lance I know who is a real bully-type just like the character. Another one I have is harder to explain but I will try. I chose my dog Morris to be Chewbacca, but now he is 8 feet tall and can stand on 2 legs. If an element of the story is too hard to imagine, that is the ONLY time I will accept an out-side influence and refer to my action-figures.
Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the innocents that whose minds are blank at the moment like mine is lucky to still be. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Hi. i just joined..
I saw on IMDB.com that they are remaking The Bride of Frankenstien... it pissed me off..
Monday, February 21, 2005
1:39PM - Horrible rumor
I heard they are doing remakes of Footloose and The Breakfast Club. I tried looking on imdb but nothing came up. Britney Spears is supposedly in footloose and Mandy Moore(whom i looooooooove) in TBC. Anyone else hear this or know anything about it?
...I hope you'll all join me in hoping desperately that it is not true. I don't think it is, since I skimmed the comments & no one seemed able to verify it, but the thought alone is so shockingly terrible that I thought it deserved a post here.
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
2:13AM - Exorcist:The Beginning
I just saw Exorcist:The Beginning tonight. That film is the perfect reason why old movies shouldn't be franchised into new ones. While it wasn't as bad as most 'horror' films, it still could have been a lot better.
I feel bad for anyone who wasted money on Alien vs Predator (Obviously two old movies that were made into one new one), like my dumbass did.
That is all.
Thursday, August 26, 2004
NEW YORK Aug. 26, 2004 — The Wayans have long been a family of Hollywood. Now, they will be a family of monsters.
Keenan Ivory, Marlon and Shawn Wayans will write and produce a new film based on the 1960s sitcom, "The Munsters," Universal Pictures confirmed Wednesday. The brothers are making a contemporary adaptation of the story of a monster family that never quite realizes that their ghoulish ways are different.
No casting has yet been made official, but in the last Wayans written-produced film, "White Chicks," Marlon and Shawn starred as well. The trio has also collaborated on the multiple "Scary Movie" comedies and "Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood."
The original Munsters TV show ran from 1964 to 1966. Since then, Herman, Grandpa, Eddie and the rest of the family have appeared in numerous made-for-TV films and the late 80s sitcom, "The Munsters Today."
I HOPE EVERYONE IS WITH ME WHEN I SAY 'DEAR LORD NO!'
Monday, August 16, 2004
11:35AM - from my sister
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
-- Groucho Marx
"If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Friday, July 2, 2004
Thursday, July 1, 2004
Saturday, June 19, 2004
2:31AM - indie
Indiana Jones 4
This is so wrong but i will probably have to go see it anyway, being an Indie fan. I would have settled for a really good Tomb raider movie, though.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
FARKers comment on the new Garfield movie.
Lots of laughs, but lots of people saying that movies of Bloom County and Calvin & Hobbes would be good (f00ls!)
This comment by galumph200 is my favorite:
"I hope that when Bill Keane dies that someone makes an indy-film version of "The Family Circus" full of drugs, violence and incest. For instance, the "Not Me" character appears when Jeffy is on the pipe, PJ can have an addiction to cutting himself, and the dad plays "special games" with the daughter.
"Either that, or a version where the family goes around saying their unfunny platitudes, and the rest of the neighborhood is just constantly beating the crap out of them.
Now that would be cartoon movie magic!"
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